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whatevs [30 May 2006|09:22pm]
[ mood | uncomfortable ]

When you looked at yourself in the mirror today, what was the first thing you thought?
I am so sunburned
When was the last time you had sex?
About 3 weeks ago
Who is the 4th person on your missed call list on your mobile?
What were you doing at midnight last night?
I was at eric's house
What did your last text message you received on your mobile say?
"All I have 2 say is ... yea. :)"
What does the fourth text message in your outbox on your mobile say?
"I miss you, hope to hear from you tomorrow"
Who told you he/she loved you last?
my mom
Last furry thing you touched?
my doggy
How many drugs have you done in the last three days?
zero, unless you consider tylenol
How many rolls of film do you need to get developed?
Favorite age you have been so far?
18 so far...
Your worst enemy?
no comment.. it changes
What is your current desktop picture?
a collage of my friends from buffalo
What was the last thing you said to someone?
Whatever, it doesn't matter mom
If you had to choose between a million bucks or to be able to fly, which would you take?
the money.. I already know how to fly
Do you like someone?
of course
The last song you listened to?
I'm listening to Queen - We are the champions right now
If the last person you spoke to was getting shot at, what would you do?
Who is going to shoot my mom? honestly
If you could punch 1 person in the face who's in your life right
now, who would it be?

I could name a few, but I'm a lady so I'm not gonna haha
What is the closest object to your left foot?
a bra

say you love me.

[25 May 2006|12:57pm]
[ mood | apathetic ]

Your Brain is 60% Female, 40% Male

Your brain is a healthy mix of male and female
You are both sensitive and savvy
Rational and reasonable, you tend to keep level headed
But you also tend to wear your heart on your sleeve

Your Love Life Secrets Are

Looking back on your life, you will have a few true loves.

You're a little scarred from your past relationships, but who isn't?

It's important to you that your lover is very attractive. You like to have someone to show off.

In fights, you love to debate and defend yourself. You logic prevails - or at least you'd like to think so.

Getting over a break-up doesn't take long. Easy come, easy go.

You Are a Super Flirt

You love to flirt, so much so that it gets you in trouble.
In almost any situation, you find yourself flirting - even when it's inappropriate.
You tend to embrace all flirting styles too.. from coy to sexy to playful to serious.
And if someone flirts back, you'll crank it up even more!
say you love me.

yeah whatev [20 May 2006|01:31pm]
[ mood | awake ]

finish the sentence survey
1. My roommate: is so perky

2. Never in my life have I: eaten buffalo wings

3. The one person who can drive me nuts, but then can always manage to make me smile is: brian, unfortunately

4. High School was: a joke

5. When I'm nervous: talk really fast and with a really thick accent

6. The last time I cried was: last thursday

7. If I were to get married right now my bridesmaids/groomsmen would be: hahaha... diana, lauren, jess, stine, shaina, hill

9. My hair: needs to change to a different color

10. When I was 5: wore bright spandex pants with thick scrunched up socks

12. When I turn my head left, I see: the friggin wall my parents just put up in my basement cutting it twain

13. I should be: looking for a job

14. When I look down I see: my lap

15. The craziest recent event was: probably the night the ended in the bathroom stalls being ripped down by brian the crazy polish kid

16. If I were a character on Friends I'd be: a mix between monicas competitiveness and phoebe's retardedness

17. By this time next year: i will be finished with my sophmore year of college

18. My favorite Aunt is: my aunt robin

19. I have a hard time understanding: the game of football

20. One time at a family gathering: uhhh my family is crazy

21. You know I "like" you if: you catch me looking at you randomly

22. If I won an award, the first person(people) I'd thank is/are: my friends

23. Take my advice: don't get fireman carried randomly when you have to pee

24. My ideal breakfast is: none at all

25. If you visit my hometown: you will probably end up at dunkin

26. Where do you plan to visit soon?: italy

27. If you spend the night at my house: you will want to pull out your hair

28. I'd stop my wedding if: my fiance was unfaithful/i loved someone else

29. The world could do without: skanks and gotti boys

30. I'd rather lick the belly of a cockroach than: lick the back of a big hairy spider

31. Most recent thing you've bought yourself: coffee.. exciting

32. Most recent thing someone else bought for you: drinks at a bar

33. My favorite blonde is: lauren, pretty much the only blonde i associate with

34. I hate it when: people say they are going to do something and then they don't

35. And by the way: i'm not as tough as i seem

36. The last time I was high: i ate teddy grahams

37. The animals I would like to see flying besides birds are: bunnies

38. I should have been: more open to certain people

39. Once, at a bar: someone spilled their drink off the balcony and it all landed on my head

40. Last night I: shaina and i went to starbucks and researched what bars we are going to go to

41. There's this girl I know who: needs to stop being such a homewrecker and pretending she is all sweet and innocent

42: I dont know: what i am gonna do tonight

43. A better name for me would be: i dunno

44. If I ever go back to school I'll: i'm in school

45. How many days until my birthday?: 16!!!

5 confessions - say you love me.

So gather up your jackets, move it to the exits [10 May 2006|05:58pm]
[ mood | gloomy ]

I'm done with all my tests finally. It's wednesday but my parents can't pick me up until friday, which means I'll be home on saturday. Everyone is either gone, and or leaving today. I'm really going to miss everyone, I already do and some have only been away for a few minutes. I know that the next four months will be fun and all but it just won't be the same. My friends are different at school then at home, you just get a better bond when you live with people, it's different, not better or worse, just different.
The past week or so has been amazing and I don't want it to end, but it will today and I just can't wait until the last week in august. Hopefully, I'll be able to make a trip up to buffalo/canada and see people. I feel like I live in guam because everyone lives within an hour or two of each other.
I have a few funny stories but I'm just not in that sort of mood right now.

1 confession - say you love me.

[08 May 2006|10:22am]
[ mood | awake ]

50 of the MOST Random Questions Ever

1. Where were you 1 hour ago?

2. Who will be your next kiss?
most likely brian

3. What is the largest amount of money youve spent in 1 store?
probably like 200

4. Is there anything pink within 10 ft of u?
my lip gloss, hair gel, clothes

5. When is the last time you went to the mall?
about a month ago

6. Are you wearing socks right now?

8. When was the last time you drove out of town?
like two days ago

9. Have you been to the movies in the last 5 days?

11. What was the last thing you had to drink?
cranberry juice

12. What are you wearing right now?
t-shirt and shorts

13. Do you wash your car or let the car wash do it?
car wash

14. Last fast food you ate?
i ate some pringles yesterday

15. Where were you last week at this time?
most likely taking a nap

16. Have you bought any clothing items in the last week?
i just bought 2 shirts online yesterday

17. When is the last time you ran?
wow, last monday

18. What's the last sporting event you watched?
sabres game

19. What is your favorite class?
probably my seminar

20. Your dream vacation?

21. Last persons house you were in?

22.How old are your parents?
uh, 54, 53

23. Are you in love?

24. Do you miss anyone?

25. Last play you saw?
uhm... spamalot

what are your plans for tonight?
dunno yet

28. Who is the last person you sent a message to on myspace?
some random guy i don't know

30. Ever go to camp?

31. Were you an honor roll student in school?

32. What do you want to know about the future?
i dunno

33. Are you wearing any perfume or cologne?

34. Are you hungry?
no i just ate breakfast

35. Where is your best friend located?
long island

36. Who is your best friend?

37. Do you have a tan?
yeah right

38. How old do you want to be when you have kids?
idk i guess around 30-35

39. Do you collect anything?

41. Last time you got stopped by a cop or pulled over?

42. Have you ever drank your soda from a straw?
yes, i am that crazy

43. How do you like your drinks?

44. Do you like hot sauce?

45. Last time you took a shower?
last night

46. Do you need to do laundry?
yeah badly

47. What is your heritage?
italian, german, irish, french, english

48. Are you someones best friend?

49. Are you rich?

50. DO you like feet?
no actually i hate them

say you love me.

bored [24 Apr 2006|05:28pm]
[ mood | blank ]

The Expatriate
Achtung! You are 30% brainwashworthy, 22% antitolerant, and 19% blindly patriotic

Congratulations! You are not susceptible to brainwashing, your values
and cares extend beyond the borders of your own country, and your Blind
Patriotism does not reach unhealthy levels. If you had been German in the 30s, you would've left the country.

One bad scenario -- as I hypothetically project you back in time -- is
that you just wouldn't have cared one way or the other about Nazism.
Maybe politics don't interest you enough. But the fact that you took
this test means they probably do. I'm gonna give you the benefit of the

Did you know that many of the smartest Germans departed prior to the
beginning of World War II, because they knew some evil shit was
brewing? Brain Drain. Many of them were scientists. It is very possible
you could have been one of them.

Conclusion: born and raised in Germany in the early 1930's, you would not have been a Nazi.

The Would You Have Been A Nazi? Test

- it rules -

My test tracked 3 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender:
free online datingfree online dating
You scored higher than 24% on brainwashworthy
free online datingfree online dating
You scored higher than 19% on antitolerant
free online datingfree online dating
You scored higher than 11% on patriotic
Link: The Would You Have Been a Nazi Test written by jason_bateman on OkCupid Free Online Dating, home of the 32-Type Dating Test

You are
[] really short under 5'2
[x] 5'2 -5'6"
[] 5'7'' more medium then short
[] in between 5'7" - 6'
[] tall

[] NATURALLY blonde
[] redhead
[x] brunette
[] NATURALLY dirty blonde/brownish
[] AT THE MOMENT brown

[] blue-eyed
[] brown-eyed
[] green-eyed
[x] hazel eyed
[] gold/gray-eyed
[] silver/gray- eyed

[] glasses
[] contacts

[] short hair
[] med.
[x] long hair

Your nationality includes...
[] chinese
[] indian
[] taiwanese
[] japanese
[] hispanic
[] nicoya
[] puerto rican
[] chicana
[x] italian
[] scottish
[] filipino
[] armenian
[] dutch
[x] french
[x] german
[x] irish
[] greek
[] portuguese
[] polish
[x] english
[] korean
[] jamacian
[] canadian
[] lithuanian
[] native american
[] russian
[] swedish
[] african
[] peruvian
[] hungarian
[] thai
[] czech-slovakian
[] you aren't sure
[] romanian
[] finnish
[] egyptian
[] welsh
[] norweigian
[] croation
[] austrian
[] persian

Your favorite color(s) are?
[] red
[] khaki
[x] pink
[] yellow
[] black
[] green
[] blue
[] white
[] silver
[x] purple
[] brown
[] orange
[] clear

Some sports/physical things you have done?
[] soccer
[x] cheerleading
[x] dancing
[] lacrosse
[] field hockey
[] hockey
[] football
[x] softball
[] ice skating
[] wrestling
[x] gymnastics
[] track/cross country
[x] basketball
[] baseball
[x] golf
[x] playing music
[] hiking
[x] kayaking
[x] camping
[x] horseback riding
[x] tennis
[x] volleyball
[] martial arts
[] rugby
[] frisby golf
[] surfing
[] motocross
[] bmx
[] wakeboarding
[] snowboarding
[] boxing

Your personality is sometimes...
[x] talkative
[] shy
[x] funny
[x] serious
[x] bubbly
[x] spazzy
[x] fun loving
[x] laid back
[] strict
[x] hyper
[] weird
[] ditzy
[x] sarcastic
[] slow

The music you like is?
[x] classic rock
[x] rap
[x] alternative
[x] rock
[x] pop
[] country
[x] r&b
[] slow jams
[] christian
[] classical
[x] techno
[x] oldies
[x] punk
[] metal
[x] reggae
[] emo
[] screamo
[] latin
[x] hardcore
[] noise
[x] ska
[] 80's
[] reggaeton
[] dancehall
[] hip hop

The pets you have had?
[x] cat
[x] dog
[] lizard
[] rat
[] ferret
[] rabbit
[x] fish
[] ducks
[] chickens
[] rooster
[] horse
[] bird
[] frog
[] hermit crab
[] prarie dog
[] none
[x] turtle
[x] hamster
[x] snake
[] gerbil
[] guinea pig
[] goats
[] chinchilla
[] tarantula
[] squirrel
[] grasshopper
[] turkey
[] geese

Clothes you like to wear are?
[] plain tshirts
[] hoodies
[] sneakers
[x] jeans
[x] flip-flops
[] sweatpants
[] ball caps
[] skirts

Clothing Brands you like?
[x] American Eagle
[] Hollister
[] Abercrombie & Fitch
[] Target
[] Wal-mart
[] Wet Seal
[] Billabong
[] O'neill
[] PacSun
[] Aeropostale
[] Hot Topic
[x] Guess
[] Diesel

Shoe Brands?
[] Nike
[x] Adidas
[] K Swiss
[x] Steve Madden
[] Vans
[] Etnies
[] Axis

States I have been to.
[] Alabama
[] Alaska
[] Arizona
[] Arkansas
[] California
[] Colorado
[x] Connecticut
[x] Delaware
[x] Florida
[x] Georgia
[] Hawaii
[] Idaho
[] Illinois
[] Indiana
[] Iowa
[] Kansas
[x] Kentucky
[] Louisianna
[] Maine
[x] Maryland
[x] Massachusetts
[] Michigan
[] Minnesota
[] Mississippi
[] Missouri
[] Montana
[] Nebraska
[] Nevada
[] New Hampshire
[x] New Jersey
[] New Mexico
[X] New York
[x] North Carolina
[] North Dakota
[x] Ohio
[] Oklahoma
[] Oregon
[X] Pennsylvania
[x] Rhode Island
[x] South Carolina
[] South Dakota
[] Tennessee
[] Texas
[x] Utah
[] Vermont
[x] Virginia
[] Washington
[] West Virginia
[] Wisconsin
[] Wyoming

[Marital Status] single
[Shoe size] 9
[Parents still together] yep
[Siblings] jay
[Pets] teddy

[Color] pink
[Number] 6
[Animal] dog i guess
[Drinks] vodka
[Soda] none
[Book] dan brown books
[Flower] daisy

[Color your hair?] never have
[Twirl your hair?] yes
[Have tattoos?] no
[Have Piercings?] ears
[Cheat on tests/homework?] not usually
[Drink/Smoke?] Yes/sometimes if i'm drunk
[Like roller coasters?] ABSOLUTELY
[Wish you could live somewhere else?] yes
[Want more piercings?] sorta
[Like cleaning?] I like it when things are clean but the process it annoying
[Write in cursive or print?] mostly cursive if i'm in a rush
[Own a web cam?] no
[Know how to drive?] yes
[Own a cell phone?] yeah
[Ever get off the damn computer?] if i leave the room haha

[Been in a fist fight?] no
[Considered a life of crime?] no
[Considered being a hooker?] no
[Lied to someone?] yes
[Been in love?] no
[Made out with JUST a friend?] a few times
[Been in lust?] yes
[Used someone] yes
[Been used?] yes
[Been cheated on?] sort of
[Kicked someone in the nuts?] kicked no, slapped yes
[Stolen anything?] no
[Held a gun] no

[Current clothing] track pants and a t-shirt
[Current mood] torn, confused
[Current taste] apple
[What you currently smell like] dove soap
[Current hair] just out of the shower and turnchbull hahha
[Current thing I ought to be doing] my autocad lab
[Current cd in stereo] none
[Last book you read] wicked
[Last movie you saw] atlantis
[Last thing you ate] an apple
[Last person you talked to on the phone] my mom
[Do drugs?] not regularly.. but i have
[Believe there is life on other planets?] yes
[Remember your first love?] yes
[Still love him/her?] no
[Read the newspaper?] sometimes
[Have any gay or lesbian friends?] yes
[Believe in miracles?] no
[Do well in school?] if i try
[Wear hats] no
[Hate yourself?] sometimes
[Have an obsession?] i guess so
[Collect anything?] recently started a shotglass collection
[Have a best friend?] YES
[Close friends?] absolutely
[Like your handwriting?] yeah sure
[Care about looks] sometimes

[Do you believe in love at first sight?] no, lust yes
[Do you believe in "the one?"] no
[Are you a tease?] i've been told
[Too shy to make the first move?] no

[Daydreamer] yes
[Bitch/Asshole] i don't think so
[sarcastic] yes
[Angel] no
[Devil] no
[Shy] no
[Talkative] yes

Last person who...
Slept in your bed: krysten
Saw you cry: brian
Made you cry: brian/lauren
You went to the movies with: i think my mom like 7 months ago
You went to the mall with: lauren
One thing you could take back: i don't know

Have You Ever...
Said "I Love You" and meant it: no
Gotten in a fight with your pet: uhm.. teddy and i put the gloves on at least once a week
Been to California: nope
Been to Mexico: YES
Been to China: nope
Been to Canada: hells yeah
Been to Europe: no
Danced naked: yes
Wish you were the opposite sex: many times

What book are you reading now: trying to read pride and prejudice
Worst feeling in the world: when someone says they don't care about you

Future KIDS name:
Boy: Nikolas John
Girl: Rose
Do you sleep with a stuffed animal: no
What's under your bed: a printer, shoes, and a trunk full of movies
Favorite sport to watch: basketball
Favorite Location: probably nyc
Piercings/Tattoos: just my ears
What are you most scared of: failing, falling, and bugs
Where do you want to get married: i don't know yet.. haven't thought about that
Who do you really hate? no one really
Do you have a job: i will in like a month
Do you like being around people: yes.. but i need my nap time
Have you ever liked someone you had no chance with: no
Have you ever cried: who hasn't?
Are you lonely right now: a little but thats becasue I havent like seen anyone in like 4 hours
Song that's stuck in your head right now? missy elliot - we run this
Played strip poker: yes
Gotten beaten up: jokingly
Pulled an all nighter: definitely
Been on radio/TV: yes
Been in a mosh-pit: yes
Last time you threw up: uhm..the beginning of spring semester
Last time smoked? three days ago
Last time did illegal drugs? 4/20
Last time got drunk? last night

In the last 24 Hours have you...
Cried: yes
Bought something: yes
Gotten sick: no
Sang: yes
Been kissed: yes
Had sex: no
Felt stupid: yes
Talked to an ex: no
Missed someone: yes
Hugged someone: yes

Put an x to the things you’ve done

(x) smoked a cigarette
(x) smoked a cigar
(x) made out with a member of the same sex
() been in love
() been dumped
() shoplifted
() been fired
() been in a fist fight
() been or gotten someone pregnant
(x) snuck out of my parent's house
(x) had feelings for someone who didn’t have them back
() been arrested
(x) made out with a stranger
() gone on a blind date
(x) lied to a friend
(x) had a crush on a teacher
(x) Skipped school
() slept with a co-worker
() seen someone die
(x) been on a plane
() thrown up in a bar
() purposely set a part of myself on fire
(x) eaten Sushi
() been snowboarding
() met someone in person from myspace
() been hxc dancing at a show
() been in an abusive relationship
(x) taken painkillers
(x) love someone or miss someone right now
(x) laid on your back and watched cloud shapes go by
(x) made a snow angel
(x) had a tea party
(x) flown a kite
(x) built a sand castle
(x) gone puddle jumping
(x) played dress up
(x) jumped into a pile of leaves
(x) Gone sledding
(x) cheated while playing a game
(x) Been lonely
(x) fallen asleep at work/school
() used a fake id
(x) watched the sun set
() felt an earthquake
(x) touched a snake
(x) Slept beneath the stars
(x) been tickled
() been robbed
(x) been misunderstood
(x) pet a reindeer/goat
(x) won a contest
() run a red light
() been suspended from school
(x) been in a car accident
(x) Had braces
(x) Felt like an outcast
() eaten a whole pint of ice cream in one night
(x) had déjà vu
(x) danced in the moonlight
(x) hated the way you look
() Witnessed a crime
() Pole danced
(x) questioned your heart
( ) been obsessed with post-it notes
() squished barefoot through the mud
(x) been lost
(x) Been to the opposite side of the country
(x) swam in the ocean
(x) felt like dying
(x) cried yourself to sleep
() played cops and robbers
() recently colored with crayons/colored pencils/markers
(x) sung karaoke
() paid for a meal with only coins
(x) done something you told yourself you wouldn't
(x) made prank phone calls
(x) laughed until some kind of beverage came out of your nose
(x) caught a snowflake on your tongue
(x) danced in the rain
() written a letter to Santa Clause
(x) been kissed under a mistletoe
() watched the sun set with someone you care about
(x) blown bubbles
(x) made a bonfire on the beach
(x) crashed a party
(x) gone rollerskating
(x) had a wish come true
() humped a monkey
(x) worn pearls
() jumped off a bridge
() Screamed penis in class
() ate dog/cat food
(x) told a complete stranger you loved them
(x) kissed a mirror
(x) sang in the shower
(x) have a little black dress
(x) had a dream that you married someone
(x) glued your hand to something
() got your tongue stuck to a flag pole
() kissed a fish
(x) worn the opposite sexes clothes
(x) been a cheerleader
(x) sat on a roof top
(x) screamed at the top of your lungs
(x) done a one-handed cartwheel
(x) talked on the phone for more than 6 hours
(x) stayed up all night
() didn't take a shower for a week
(x) pick and ate an apple right off the tree
(x) climbed a tree
() had a tree house
(x) are scared to watch scary movies alone
(x) believe in ghosts
(x) have more then 30 pairs of shoes
() worn a really ugly outfit to school just to see what others say
() Gone streaking
(x) played ding-dong-ditch
(x) Played chicken
(x) been pushed into a pool with all your clothes on
(x) been told you're hot by a complete stranger
(x) broken a bone
(x) been easily amused
(x) caught a fish then ate it
() made porn
() wanted to kill someone
() believe in Jesus
(x) caught a butterfly
(x) laughed so hard you cried
() tripped on acid
(x) cried so hard you laughed
(x) mooned/flashed someone
(x) had someone moon/flash you
(x) cheated on a test
()been caught masturbating
()killed an animal bigger than you
()done coke
(x) have a Brittany Spears CD
(x) Forgotten someone's name
(x) slept naked
(x) ever said 'nigger'
() driven drunk
() French braided someone’s hair
(x) gone skinny dippin in a pool
() been kicked out of your house
() performed anal sex with a partner
() stolen a car
(x) smoked pot
(x) had your heart broken
(x) Know what 'flatulent' means
(/) had sex in public
() wanted bigger penis/boobs
() are a hypochondriac
(x) are sick of feminists
() have a journal
() have a cd you are embarrassed to own
() fooled around at work
() hit a car and ran
(x) are afraid to die
(x) are happy with your life
() know someone who has done heroin or crack
() have done graffiti
() stolen from a friend
(x) Been caught singing by the person in the car next to you
() gotten naked at a strip club
(x) have a best friend
say you love me.

the fine art of procrastination [23 Apr 2006|08:53pm]
[ mood | confused ]

I have mastered the art of procrastination.

I felt the need to update... I mean it has been four months already. The spring '06 semester (otherwise known as spring break '06.. cancun!) is finally coming to an end. As a result there have been quite a few mental breakdowns the past 3 weeks or so. Ri-DONK-ulous! I think last night pretty much one the award for the "WHAT THE FUCK" night this year at UB. I think more crap happened this weekend alone than in this and last semester. I awake this morning to michael barkley asking me "who's pants are you wear?" as well as my favorite.. "I hope you girls are going to like holding your hands while you piss because last night brian ripped down the divider in between the stalls in your bathroom." Well then, that's just fabulous! I don't want to get into details but last night pretty much consisted of a lot of screaming/crying girls, a few bows were thrown, some crab salad, and I picked my bridesmaids for my wedding (but not my maid of honor).. so I'm all set. Yeah. I don't even know how you could describe the random chaos that was last night. Springfest '06... yeah I'll remember you.

Soo.. I went to Salt Lake City, Utah. That was cool, you can't dance after two a.m. because it's illegal. Shhh I broke the law.

the Ham

(47% dark, 61% spontaneous, 31% vulgar)

your humor style:

Your style's goofy, innocent and feel-good. Perfect for parties and for the dads who chaperone them. You can actually get away with corny jokes, and I bet your sense of humor is a guilty pleasure for your friends. People of your type are often the most approachable and popular people in their circle. Your simple & silly good-naturedness is immediately recognizable, and it sets you apart in this sarcastic world.

PEOPLE LIKE YOU: Will Ferrell - Will Smith

The 3-Variable Funny Test!
- it rules -

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Oh Long Island [25 Jan 2006|09:17pm]
[ mood | ditzy ]

You know you are from Long Island when......

You feel like you know Howard Stern.

You live in the shadow of the greatest city in the world, but you almost never go there.

When you're away from Long Island, you love it and when you're there, you don't.

You know the exact point at which Queens turns into Nassau simply on intuition.

You've been to Jones Beach Field 4 on a June weekend afternoon.

You've been to the Tanger Outlets and came home with nothing to show for it.

You're still waiting for a bridge to Connecticut.

You've tried to use your father's monthly ticket to ride the LIRR, it worked.

You'd pay $10.00 for a movie.

You've never really fully evaluated the meaning of the name Hicksville.

You know where the Commack Motor Inn is but you "have never been there".

You've never been to Times Square on New Year's Eve.

You've tried to find the Amityville Horror house and you have been to Mount Misery.

No, you don't want mustard on that burger!

You have or someone you know has fallen asleep on the LIRR and ended up in one of these three places; Babylon, Port Washington or Hicksville.

How many times can you use the word "like" in a sentence?

The most exciting day of your summer is when all the tickets go on sale for the Jones Beach Theater.

You went to an elementary school that promoted dodge ball as the number 1 game among children 7-13.

You know White Castle is terrible for you and the food sucks but you periodically "Get the Crave".

You have been to Mulcahay's on Thanksgiving Eve, the largest ladies night event of every year.

You want the Yankees to stay in the Bronx, but would probably go to more games if they moved to Manhattan.

You can order a pie and a soda and people understand.

You've missed that "Drunk Train", the 2:42 out of Penn and had the dreaded wait until 5:30.

You've never taken an MTA bus.

You felt slighted when Snapple sold out.

The Long Island Expressway isn't really as bad as everybody thinks.

You saw a movie at the Westbury Drive In before they tore it down.

You have been to the Roosevelt Field before the second level was completed.

You don't associate Fire Island with gay men.

When you hear Billy Joel's "Scenes From An Italian Restaurant" you try to figure out what places on Long Island he singing about.

You know which parts of the Godfather where filmed on Long Island.

You've said stupid things like "strong island".

You've paid a $10 cover charge to get into a bar, but got nothing for it.

You think religion doesn't affect you much.

You miss wiffleball and running through sprinklers.

You think Islip MacArthur airport is cute and you enjoy watching it grow up.

You always likes Billy Joel, but as soon as you leave, you love Billy Joel.

You think that Jones Beach Theater or the Nassau Coliseum is the best place to see a concert.

Billy Joel said it best, "either you date a rich girl from the North Shore, or a cool girl from the South Shore".

You don't really see the big deal about the Hamptons.

You think if you're not from Long Island or NYC, you're not really from New York.

You don't go to Manhattan, you go to "The City".

You never realize you have an accent till you leave.

At some point in your life you've gone clamming.

You curse. A lot.

If your parents didn't, you're grandparents lived in the city.

At some point in your life you or someone you know has gotten an animal that came from the North Shore Animal League.

When people ask "where are you from?" you answer Long GuyLand and automatically assume everyone in the world knows that answer means New York.

You know someone who went to Chaminade.

The Belt Parkway sucks!

You never, ever want to "change at Jamaica..."

Your parents took you to Nathans or Carvel (on the way home from the beach).

You've gone block party hopping during the summer.

News 12 sucks.

You know where at least one strip club is.

You can name at least three players on the Islanders Stanley Cupteams.

You have come to terms with the fact that the Islanders have completely sucked since La Fontaine left.

You've purchased a 40, underage, at the bodega.

Public beach? What's that?

The Marathon

Does anyone know why the HOV lane on the LIE stops in Hicksville instead of the Northern State?

"I'm going to the park."

You've had aseagull crap on your car.

You had a bicycle with a banana seat.

Even the concept of the Islanders EVER leaving is unrealistic.

The guy who thought up the "new" Islanders logo..no way he's from Long Island.

You've cruised on the "turnpike"

You know someone with a cabana.

You've played golf at Eisenhower Park...legally or otherwise.

You buy the hit stuff at Tower or the Wall, but go to Music Den to get the really hard to find stuff.

If you're from Nassau County, you've been to Safety Town.

Quick! Who's the Suffolk County Executive? Don't know do you?!

If you smoke pot, or you know people that smoke pot...you've heard >about it or been to Rockaway for Drive-thru service.

You hate paying tolls.

You don't have to go far to see your family.


The Parkways, the LIE, the Causeway, Robert Moses Bridge

The feast.

You know the exact streets that divided your school districts, but have no idea which voting district you are in.

You've gotten drunk at the 'green' or on the bleachers of some high school.

You were an Islander/Met/Jet fan or a Ranger/Yankee/Giant fan. Therewas no crossover.

You can correctly pronouce places like Happauge, Commack, Islip, Islandia, Massapequa.

You know the location of 6 malls and a dozen McDonalds and 36 7-11's.

Muttentown was a cool place to try to find.

You watched 'em build the "Grand Central Parkway" .

You know the color of the water at Jones Beach was not BLUE!

Islip Speedway was only 1/8 mile track but a lot closer then NY National Speedway.

Littleneck Clams were better then cherrystone.

The "Miracle Mile" was too short.

Billy Joel was a guy in a street gang from Hicksville that you'd go beat-up on twice a year.

The Major Deegan was the road to upstate.

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Strawberry Daiquiris... hells yeah [25 Jan 2006|12:22am]
[ mood | cheerful ]

So I finally made my way back to the wonderful city of Buffalo in one piece. So besides having to sit in the very last row of the plane next to a screaming baby the flight was okay. So Evan, Lauren, and Stine picked me up from the airport which was totally cool, the best part of returning was the little present I had when I got back to my room; a naked Michael Barkley in my bed. I am the luckiest girl ever. I was also treated to a room full of crumpled up newspaper. That's always a favorite, especially when there is even paper behind the mirror on my wall. That was an interesting discovery. So that night, we put my magic bullet to work and made plenty of strawberry daiquiris and margaritas. Although I was a little tentative when it came to drinking because I was on meds and still quite sick I still pulled through. So Saturday pretty much hung around, our usual Saturday shiz. Then Saturday night came and, oh we whipped out the magic bullet once again, but this time we did it right. We used real ingredients and not mix. So that made them much more delicious in my tummy. It began as a girls night... you know me Lauren, Stine, and Mike, but it ended up being a pretty decent carousing, even Janelle surfaced and had a daiquiri. So tropical drink night was pretty long. Jake, more commonly referred to as Jake the Snake by a Miss Lauren Bentlage who is by the way, political savvy, came over at around 3. I turned out to be not so good hostess when towards the end of Boondock Saints, had passed out and started talking in my sleep, or so I was told. Well I think that about 16 shots of vodka will do that to a person. The best part was that when I woke up in the morning I was still drunk because I stopped drinking around 7 am, that was the best brunch ever. Its rush week, which means, lots of frat parties this weekend...and in light of the 307 catchphrases I'm just gonna say, hells yeah, hellssss yeah. (I will never say it out loud though).

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Being Sick isn't Sweet [16 Jan 2006|03:25am]
[ mood | sick ]

I don't think that it is cool at all for my body to shutdown randomly at crucial times.. not cool at all.

So after people left my house on Friday I started to feel strangely not good, not good at all. I just thought, "oh it's probably just a migraine it will go away tomorrow morning." Uh no.

All day Saturday I could not move my body. You may think this is an exaggeration. It is not. So I spent my last day at home in bed watching some pretty bad movies. Then my parents felt the need to make me go out to dinner with them because I was leaving the next day. I didn't really care where we were going I hadn't eaten all day and I wasn't planning on eating ever again in fear of vomiting. So where do my sweet, adoring, considerate parents decide to carry me, a poor, sickly, girl? Sushi. Who does that. A person who is nauseous at the thought of eating dry toast should not be brought to a sushi restaurant. Way to go folks. I pretty much sat with my head against the wall, on the table and even on my brother at one point. It was not a pleasant evening to say the least.

Sunday morning, I wake up, the only thing that is keeping me alive at this point is the thought of going back to Buffalo to see everyone. But wait, mom comes over to tell me a little secret. She moved my flight to Monday. Yay.

At this point I am pretty much willing to take my own life to get me out of this misery, but alas, there was a light at the end of the tunnel when finally, my 101 fever was reduced to a normal level. So now I am sitting at my computer, still sore and still an insomniac, complaining. I am pissed I missed the Sunday night festivities in Roosevelt. But mark my words, we are going to have a tropical drink night if it's the last thing I do.

The End.

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